Grammy Update #35
THANK YOU! I made it into the top 20 videos for the “My Grammy Moment” contest. CBS will narrow the videos down to 10 on January 30th, so please keep voting for my video until you need your clicking finger examined at the ER!!
The link is: http://www.cbs.com/specials/grammys/moment/video_player.php?vid=345
I almost didn’t post that video, because my mother went into absolute hysteria about the video’s crude, pornographic nature. She’s gonna have to pop a Vicodin when she’s sees my blog on #7, #18, #20, #23, #62, and #71 
I’m partly kidding…I don’t think getting arrested has to be that graphic. 
Anyway, it’s nothing compared to Madonna’s 2006 Grammy performance. OMG, I’d almost quit eating buckets of soy ice cream to get those legs!! Can I just touch them? Are they real? Seriously, find that video on You Tube…you’ll unconsciously hop on a treadmill and set the time for “1 week”.
I worked waaaaay too hard on that video not to post it. I drove to four different cities trying to find a nurse’s uniform, stethoscope, modern stool, hot pink rug, door numbers, curtains, and, let’s not forget, the AWESOME satin corset and sky-high heels. It took about three days to come up with the choreography - much of which was edited out to switch between scenes. Three more days were needed to re-arrange my garage and hang the curtains from the ceiling. I can only imagine what my neighbors thought was going on at my house when I started parking outside and they saw that set-up every time I opened the garage door. I wonder if they heard “I Kissed a Girl” blaring from my garage at 2am…
Well, go back to voting for my video featuring fully covered lady bits 
I plan on accomplishing #65 if I win, and you’re all invited!
